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Aw, I called dibs on Lisa in the delivery room.
-Controversies. -[screams]
[both grunting, laughing]
-D'oh! -You're the plaintiff.
My legacy can be Lisa.
[Homer snores]
Oh, I can do better than that.
He's fat and lazy and carries diner jelly packs
You know, the way Middle East oil spent billions
you're allowed to steal its ball.
Oh...
We have to scrub out every trace of your father
Noodleball is the perfect game
We're like brothers.
I don't know, but it's gonna be something really clever.
I can't dump Grampa.
It's summer, and the kids want to swim.
Avocado oil Bellini?
if a dog steals your pool ball,
Now you're just making up names.
Wh-What is this, Dad?
We don't have a pool, Homer.
A legacy that we created together.
[deep voice] Oh, my.
because the judge banned you from renting
I call it a "roundsie."
At least one of us can have a legacy.
after my third Meadowlark Lemon surgery.
Dumb, stupid, dumb.
I don't think he understands doors.
♪ Now the pain is for pleasure ♪
[Grampa groans]
If you're her dad, this explains so much.
Tex-Mex tea.
Absolutely.
You're on the cover of Avocado Aficionado.
endangers wildlife everywhere.
it's all about picking the right moment.
So dive on in to Noodleball
If you keep this up, you could not gain 50 pounds.
Think! Think!
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Look what Daddy bought with his settlement money.
I fell into wet cement in front of the church