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Help out your mom and dad by getting a job
Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think,
on the left half of my body.
I wish I could tell you that Lee fought the good fight And the sisters let him go
He was not. He had a mustache, which is practically like a wedding ring.
You've checkmated my adult cynism!
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Oh, yeah, you're the guy who cost me my mustache.
- I'm handing you a beer. - You are handing it to my stroke arm.
That's it? That was sex? What a rip-off. I should sue her.
Hey, what you got there, Stewie?
What is that on your head?
FENDER: Shut up, Phil.
- Peter, have you seen Brian? - No, Lois, I have not.
And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown!
Ha! Ha!
OMG, that'd be so awesome!
I drank eight gallons of water today. This baby's ready to explode!
which I already have!
Shut up, Brian.
Because Mr. Happy gets tired. Religion!
I think they're messy.
Peter Warren has a Mustache! No Way!
Peter, are you winking at me?
People with mustaches look out for each other.
Yeah, yeah, it's a Holocaust joke. That's really funny.
Peter, you should really slow down. You've already had, like, 30 hamburgers.
Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache.
"Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." " But this is our oil."
Here comes the story of the hurricane
And I only try to kiss them if they're ready