Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SAD BOY. WHAT'S WRONG?
IT'S COMMON COURTESY, FOLKS.
EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
WELL, UM, I'LL LET YOU GO, OKAY?
WE GOT WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
YES -- NO. I DON'T KNOW.
SO, ANY WORD ON YOUR CAR? NOTHING.
THE MEETINGS I SET UP BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR COUNSELOR,
JESS AND I ARE HELPING THE BAND SET UP. YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR PURSE.
OH, THAT WAS THE MOTHER. I AM LIBERATED, MY FRIEND.
THAT'S LIKE 11,000 BASKETBALL PLAYERS LYING END-TO-END,
I WAS JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.
BE JUDGMENTAL LATER. HELP ME IN MY FISCAL CRISIS.
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
AND YOU SAID THAT THAT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU, TOO.
I'M BARBARA EPSTEIN. I TEACH DRAMA. I'LL BE YOUR FACULTY REP TONIGHT.
DID YOU ALSO KISS TERRY AND JOAN?
IT WAS NOT AN ILLUSION, DOUG HENNING. WE KISSED.
FINE. I'LL TAKE SUMMER SCHOOL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
WE'RE NOT PAYING. NO, NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU START PAYING...IN SWEAT.
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 10.
AND HERE IT'S "AT HOME WITH THE 700 CLUB."
[ Voice breaking ] I --
NO. I WAS TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL.
I WAS TRYING TO BUY TICKETS, AND THEY SAID TO SEE YOU.
I LIKE YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW DAVE.
TWO SECONDS, WE'VE ALREADY RUN INTO EACH OTHER. DOESN'T COUNT.
IF I KNEW WHERE MAX WAS ON THIS, I'D KNOW BETTER WHERE I WAS.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
WE PLAYED, AND WE DIDN'T SUCK, RIGHT?
THE PARTY STARTS WHILE ITS IN DOCK,
FIGURES.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
OH, MAN. YOU DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH WELL.
PILLOWS NICE AND PLUMP.
WITH THAT LAST FUNCTION, WE RAISED ENOUGH TO PUT US IN THE BLACK,
THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
THE CUT-OFF'S 20. THAT'S IT -- JUST LIKE THAT?
THAT'S WHY IT WAS WEIRD.
OH, AND GENTLEMAN. SORRY.
I LIKE THEM, TOO. I LIKE ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
WHAT WE NEED'S A NAME. I'VE MADE MY SUGGESTION.
[ LANE RETCHING ]
AND I'M THE TREASURER, I GOTTA BE COOL OR IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WORK YOUR WINDMILLS IN.
I'M GOING WITH DAVE, BECAUSE WE ROCK TOGETHER, MAMA.
OH, MAX, WE HAD A WHOLE COUNTRY BETWEEN US FOR A YEAR.
GREAT, GREAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRUMS?
[ SIGHS ]
JESS.
WE'LL GO THEN. I PROMISE.
SO HE'S THROWING THIS MONDO PARTY.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM AFTER TO TALK,
I CAN HIT THE STICKS ON THOSE BRUMS.
IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HIM, YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
THEN NO DIPLOMA.
COME IN.
SO, TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUE?
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE ALL READY FOR YOUR EVENING. GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
HE KNOWS YOUR MOM LIKES HIM AND WE'RE OUTTA TIME.
THAT'S A SAFE DISTANCE FOR US,
SEVERAL OF WHICH I'VE CALLED.
WHAT'S THIS? OUR CASHBOX.
OH, NO, NO. UP, UP, UP.
THEY MADE YOU TREASURER? ARE THEY INSANE?
WE'RE TOO CLOSE AGAIN! I DIDN'T BRING A TAPE MEASURE!
HOW ABOUT THE WE?