Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DAVE.
THE ONLY ILLUMINATION'S A SINGLE LIGHT BULB
RIGHT, RIGHT.
OKAY! CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST ME AND MARSHALL, MOM, HONEST.
10 FEET?
IT'S ALL POSITIVE. AND IN BAD TASTE.
STOP IT, GUYS!
JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU. WHAT OTHER COMPLICATIONS?
JESS!
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
THEY'RE WAITING FOR A UNICORN TO SING TO A RAINBOW.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.
THERE YOU GO. HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING.
NO. NO! YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.
THEY GOT ME WITH ALLITERATION AND AN OBSCURE WORD. THE BASTARDS.
HEY, GRANDPA. IT'S RORY.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY DISTANCE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.
[ GASPS ] MAYBE YOU TWO NEVER KISSED.
GRAB A HANDFUL AND DUMP THE REST IN THE BOWL.
WE'RE STUCK ON WHAT TO DO.
OH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT -- NO.
I TOLD HER ABOUT THE KISS, BUT IT'S WEIRD.
GOING TO A BAD PLACE. TAKE A BREATH, GO TO A GOOD PLACE.
IT'S LIKE IF YOU DO SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT WITHOUT THE LAST PART.
KEEP GOING, GIRLS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THEN THERE'S MY DIPLOMA.
BUT A COUPLE ARE SO EXPENSIVE
I'LL SIT BEHIND A TREE. WE COULD RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN A DRUGSTORE AGAIN.
EXCEPT MY GRADUATION TICKETS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH. IT'S SO EMO IT MAKES ME SICK.
I PUT IN THE REQUEST, IT'S UP TO THEM NOW.
YOU PUT YOUR HOUSE KEY THROUGH THE METAL THINGY ON YOUR BELT.
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO TURNDOWN SERVICE AND CARRY PEOPLE'S BAGS --
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? YOU INVITED US. REMEMBER?
FIGHT!
LUKE! LORELAI!
COME ON, LET'S GO!
NO, IT'S DESCRIPTIVE OF MY CURRENT STATE.
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT. YOU WERE TRYING TO FORGET IT.
MAX. I WAS PLAYING IT COOL. YOU WERE, TOO.
WHICH IS NOW BECAUSE I'M DONE. SO WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS?
THAT I KNOW THEY'LL PRICE THEMSELVES OUT OF THE RUNNING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
KEEP A REALLY BIG BASKETBALL PLAYER BETWEEN US.
I PROMISE. DO IT.
GET THE BELLMAN BACK HERE. I'LL DO TURNDOWN.
NOT YOUNG CHUI. YOUNG CHUI'S A SHIP IN THE NIGHT. NOT EVEN A SHIP.
OTHERWISE, I GOTTA UNDO MY BELT.
SHE COULD HAVE DROWNED. I'M A BAD DADDY.
THE YACHT. SOUNDS GREAT.
HE WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT,
NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
GOTCHA. OH, NO, WAIT. MISSED.
HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
THERE WILL BE LIQUIDS OF VARIOUS TEXTURES AND DISGUSTINGNESS.
YOU DID GOOD, BUT YOU GOT CLOSE TO ME WHEN YOU WERE SINGING.
NOW, WAIT. I'M A LITTLE BEHIND. I CAN CATCH UP. NO SWEAT.
COOL BY ME. ME TOO.
OKAY. SEE YA. THANKS. BYE.
YOUNG CHUI, HAVE YOU SEEN JESS? I THINK I SAW HIM GO UPSTAIRS.
RORY, INTRODUCE US. ME, WHY ME?
IT'S HIS HEARTBURN AGAIN.
IT'S GONNA MAKE US GOING TO PROM TOGETHER MORE FUN.
DON'T EAT CHIPS OUTTA A COMMUNAL BOWL.
YOU CAN JUST GIVE THEM TO ME. OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR TOWELS.