Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am a band geek.
- Friends. - Friends.
When Amit invites the SA girl to his house
Stifmeister's palace of love...
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky?
You can go.
- Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
Lesbians live here.
I was the one doin' all the sacrificing'.
Hey, how you doing?
Good. Okay, now...
I'm coming
Jim, hold on. I can handle it.
We'll be back. Come on now, baby.
Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
Honey, your speeches embarrass him.
Keep it real, homies.
Put your party hat on.
I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
Or am I gonna have to drag your ass back to that party and prove it to you?
Hey, why don't you bring Nadia to the concert first?
Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!
Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs?
Don't send an ambulance.
- I want more. - Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
really regret what I'm about to do...
RED LEADER WHATS YOUR POSITION ?
This girl is so hot.
No, man, Stifler's got shut down.
I guess it slipped his mind.
Good luck. Thanks.
- Hi, Mama. - What?
Look, we'll... we'll just do this, okay?
The problem is, I don't want them to be.
That sounds cool.
Don't you say anything!
How Banfield determines break schedule
and we'll be able to prepare for Nadia's big arrival.
shake his hand, son. you’ll like it
I want you to know there are two people...
- Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom.
And I would love to see that show.
It's gotta happen now. Get my back.
Santa Porn has just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.
- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin.
Weird.
But I have great memories.
I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.
New York. Hello. Yes, dear, he's right here.
Squeeze his ass son You’ll like it
Bravo!
It's a palace It's a temple!
Jim, come on.
Come on, man! I just wanna see some boobs.
That was... Someone was lost.
You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing.
I'm used to girls ignoring me.
- How you doin', son? - I've been better.
Don’t call me Steven.
I
All right, everybody having a good time? Ladies?
Look at this. Your old best friend.
I don't know. Maybe.
Fuckers
Well, Michele has confirmed it.
Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.
Rick, Fist yourself
Fuckers Fuckers Fuckers! Fuckers Fuckers Fuckers
Cuomo's allegation response
Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana.
Can I help you?
Free Rubber Dicks for Everyone
That's his dormitory up ahead.
All right, now it's your turn.
I just never joined the band.
I'll Get You A Spoon So You Can Eat My Ass.
don’t you say anything!
Mikka mom
Amazing.
I
If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that.
Where's your tongue?
Where are the fucking middle aged women
- That didn't look too good. - No.
- Go jerk off. - Unnecessary.
you're everything that I used to want.
I don't care if you are the best lay I've ever had in my life.
I know.
Where are the fuckin' females?
(Honk)
Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
Your turn.
We treated every day out there lie it was a post-prom party.
Of course.
And today I get to say the same thing to my son.
Wanted to understand the things she was moaning.
You just gotta find the right girl, Jimbo.
he's been waiting to get with.
- I suck. - What?
other than a very kinky, extremely warped one.
- How are you? - I'm really good.
Thank you!
You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
- You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded.
Dude, give him a break.
Dude, the line's too long. I'll never make it.
- What are you talkin' about? - Well, times change, people change.
i seem to have pre-cred myself...to myself
You wanna mess with 'em?
But you're... you're early.
Don’t call me Steven
I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands.
- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry.
Brilliant. You found lesbians.
The one that got away, huh, son?
Let's just get started.
Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine.