Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. I WAS RIGHT ON TIME,

YOU'RE DRUNK. NO, I'M -- AM I?

EITHER WAY, THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

YOU GUYS COULD STAY HERE. IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE.

IT'S OKAY. FORGET IT. I CAN LIGHT IT.

BETWEEN US THAT YOU BLEW OFF --

HEY, KYLE, MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE? AS LONG AS IT'S LOCAL.

AND THEY ARE SO CUTE -- CHIN CHIN AND PAW PAW.

BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID TREASURER, AND IT'D LOOK FISHY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FARRAH'S 18.

A FINAL QUOTE FROM THE YACHT OWNER,

I'M GOING TO ORDER ALL MY DRUGS ONLINE.

FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO. OOH! WHO ARE YOU CALLING?

NOT FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.

THERE'S BEER. IS THAT LEGAL?

I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU COMING HOME.

YES, BUT WE NEED TO FILL IN OUR LAST-MINUTE BOOSTER CLUB ADD-ONS HERE.

I REMEMBER INVITING YOU. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE HERE.

A GUY NAMED LLOYD IS FEELING UP GRANDMA.

YEAH. HE'S A COOL GUY.

THANKS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK, AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK.

WE'RE GOING ON IN 5 MINUTES. CAN YOU PLAY?

IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR HAND IN A TOILET. NICE.

DO YOU WANT AN ASPIRIN? I PROBABLY HAVE A TIC TAC.

HOW WILL YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOM BEING SO STRICT?

WE'LL TALK HIM OUT OF IT. GOOD.

RORY AND JESS ARE GONNA DELIVER MY DRUMS TO KYLE'S HOUSE.

NO. THAT'S OKAY. NO. DO IT, LUKE.

AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAVE RYGALSKI.

PERFECT. BRIAN, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. USE YOUR INHALER.

STRAIGHT LINES WITH THESE COVERS HERE.

STARTING OFF WITH A SLOW TUNE WON'T WORK.

WE STILL GOTTA PUT AWAY

THE MORE FURNITURE IN BETWEEN, THE BETTER.

WOW, YOU GUYS ARE HERE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

THIS IS MY WORKPLACE, I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE

WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE --" "GREATLY'S" UNDERLINED 3 TIMES.

SURE, GRANDPA. RORY...

YELL WHEN SHE'S TIRED OF THE THING. GIVE IT TIME.

OKAY, KISS UNCLE NEWTIE FOR ME.

I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA GO TO THE PROM.

WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. YEAH, I GUESS.

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL SEEING ALEX,

SOOKIE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

GO WHERE? ANYWHERE.

IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH. 31 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN OUT.

IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. SORRY.

BUSY? REAL BUSY.

MY KID WAS 18 WHEN SHE WAS 10.

YOUNG CHUI'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

IF YOU SEE ANY UNATTACHED GIRLS

ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW AT OUR NEXT MEETING,

ME AND MAX? NO. WE KISSED.

WE CAN'T ALL BE FREAKS. TRUE.

GOODBYE, LORELAI.

OH, YOU'RE DEAD.