Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Was that the card you picked?

He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.

and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness

until you die, as such.

Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.

Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth

- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,

HARLEY REID FROM 45 CAUSE IM HARLEY

- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!

- Come in Moses! - What?

I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.

over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?

Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.

The old religions have failed you!

And you know what else Kyle said?

Later, at the exact same location.

We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.

You're not really happy.

for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.

The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.

- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!

Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.

have gathered to commit mass suicide.

Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.

but just like the Super Best Friends learned,

Dude, we got to go!

Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.

Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.

Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,

May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now

That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!

My children, it is time for you to go home

It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.

We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.