Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, his midterms.

Monica, this is ridiculous. We are great together.

She's having one of her boobs reduced.

I'm liike one of those women with shiny guys named Chad.

Then I don't get it.

Just for some short-term work.

All right, look, I gotta tell you something.

- What? - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Ross says hi.

I love it when we share.

[JOEY & ROSS LAUGHING]

Well, why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?

Know what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends.

I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

Yeah. Alrighty, bye-bye.

All she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO.

- What? - Now you're more like Mr. Caring-Boss.

- Stegosaurus! - Tyrannosaurus!

RACHEL: Oh, that's nice.

- Really? - Yeah.

[STAMMERS] We were just...

- Oh, my God. - I'm having a...!

Are you a virgin?

"Could that report be any later?"

Except for, um...

I don't know. What are you wearing?

I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

I could be a secretary.