Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, I've, uh...
It's company policy or something. I think it's to make it less dramatic.
Ew. Why so glum? It's a day of celebration.
And that used to be easy, by the way, it is not really easy right now, okay?
[theme music playing]
Oh.
[music continues]
Yes, but that's actually a good thing,
And I'm no corporate shill. I'm one of you, I promise.
- It's a tactic. Yawn back. - Jo, no. We don't need tactics.
"Blood Ocean is a disease."
Stop, stop, stop. Dana.
- [voice shaking] I got fired. - [crowd gasps]
You couldn't even give me one of the good Beatles!
What?
Apparently some web sleuths found a reflection in her glasses.
Carol, you need to fire Lou and give Dana her job back,
Oh, shit, dude. I'm so sorry.
Didn't you just have a massively unsuccessful reunion
Great! Yes. I love this new attitude, Poppy. I'm very excited.
I'm just trapped here.
Okay, look, Michelle. We're on the same side, okay?
Gather round, peasants!
[phone rings]
Do not answer the phone. I absolutely forbid you to...
It's not my fault that she...
[deep male voice] Mea culpa.
I don't really feel like celebrating being at this job today, Lou.
Listen, she's gonna call you. She's gonna call you, and you cannot answer it.
[cheering continues]
I've only spent seven years coming up with this personal epiphany,
[whispers] I hear it as a whisper.