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- How was your date with the Adonis?
- Whoa! Uh...
- You know, I think the truth can hurt people sometimes.
- Mom. I'm not in the mood, okay.
It was officiated by an unlicensed wizard.
- Ben, love is love, even with a tentacle. Can't fight it.
- Okay, worrywart. See, your problem is you think too much.
- Peewee? My missing parakeet.
Wow. I literally can't think of words
- Physically, Helvetica.
- Oh. How many were there?
- Yeah. That was the first thing he told me.
Good news.
what are you doing tonight?
I'm Louise, by the way.
- Oh, but we actually like unregulated alcohol.
- I hope that's not why you ran away halfway through my reading.
of my nipples through my shirt.
LOUISE: Oh my god--
- Can I interest you guys in some dessert?
- Yeah, I'm just hearing it now.
And that is something that everybody needs.
and the talking to people.
[chuckles awkwardly]
My intuition just taught me something.
- That's right. We got to save this energy for Thursday.
- Got to get back on eBay now.
♪
And maybe it's better if we just
at their housewarming party.
- Yeah, yeah.
I haven't made new friends in a while.
- Your intuition is wrong. Two big beers.
Just feel. Quick, what's your favorite direction?
at four o'clock in the afternoon.
- Angel, why do you keep telling me to be open-minded?