Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...that I could turn that into my baby?

You're the only idiot I know who still owns a VCR,

Standing on the roof

Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?!

I know you think we have a sex tape hidden somewhere,

I am going to make some changes in my life.

So I just walk up to her in Red Square

Is she ready to go? Um...

This time yesterday, I was in Vermont

making money off this bet just makes me feel...

You had a bear claw for breakfast.

...with little propellers that spin.

You... i-it can still happen.

Of course, right away, Mr. Barney.

He's trying to be strong, but it's killing him,

when a door closes,

The movie we wanted to see was sold out,

and her mailbox is full of messages from you?!

Believe it or not,

Man, Ted really needs to work on his boundaries.

I-I changed my mind.

You, too, buddy.

so no pressure here.

Well, he didn't break his leg.

Really? Really.

Because... Because you need to go to Russia.

Well, good night.

That was a platonic friend thing. A platonic friend thing?

Now let's watch our two best friends have sex on tape.

Anyway, let's make our own bets about this sex tape.

No, this is just what happens in marriage.

and all you cared about was some stupid bet?

Model airplanes.

I don't believe this.