Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Poor Tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself.

Never been better.

Something wrong, Carm?

That's my mother, not some fuck in Attica, stab you in the shower!

My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation...

You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer!

Like the man said “Rust Never Sleeps”

Did you bring your wife into things?

Look, he's gonna be the new boss now.

Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior."

...and I finish, you know, and her big ass is...

- Carmela, the DVD is for you. - Really?

I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people.

A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is.

We'll figure out something, come on!

Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo!

Get the fuck out of town.

How's your rash?

You guys got any peanut butter back here?

Okay, I guess that's it.

George Clooney, don't get in the middle!

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

That’s my mama that we talkin about, you run a choo choo train trumpet up your ass motherfukka Not some dopehead in the nuthouse that’s doing crack or coke, I’m the motherfukka that got my mama outta them fukkin department stores

You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact...

Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior...

Leave town. Today. Right now.

How's your rash

Let me talk to you!

What'd she tell you?

Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones.

But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table.

Something I said?

You on the one hand, me and Agent Grasso on the other.

How does Rosalie Aprille fit into your feelings for me?

Wha? Yo Look here you jealous twisted ass fukkin bietch

And she's gotten worse with age.

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?

Get the piano dolly.

I have to study with Hunter.

You don't want to go there.