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- Yeah. - It was stirring.
S-sir, is there a problem?
- Just-- All right. - Anyway, like I was saying...
He oversees every department.
- You get his number? - No.
We’re coming for you Zinball
We got matched up on an online dating site.
Where I graduated summa cum laude 1, 0, negative a billion
The "N" stands for "Nerd."
I was flattered by what you said earlier.
Um...
Turtles.
But for whatever reason, right now
No, no, I'm into it now.
There is some weird juju in this room right now.
Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's.
Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food.
Soon to be number three.
Let's roll.
I call noodles long-ass rice.
What?
I said one thing.
Well, uh, I think I'm allergic to chutney.
It's just driving me crazy.
Tortillas are bean blankies.
And then he walked into an office that wasn't his.
So I have some ideas for the health initiative.
and then-- do you know
I'm guessing.
I once kissed a girl in college...
And you know what? You have to forget about Ben.
Yeah, okay.
Nice.
Add ketchup if you want.
I’ve Been So Fulled from Red Meat Because I Ate Too Many Beanie Macs
And I would just stand out there observing my empire,
- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not.
I can't fight this feeling anymore.
This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...
Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.
I'm glad that's over. Oh it's not.
I'm gonna try to make it work with Tom.
**** You, ANN!
Sexy, well-read blonde