Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But for whatever reason, right now

I’ve Been So Fulled from Red Meat Because I Ate Too Many Beanie Macs

- You get his number? - No.

and then-- do you know

No, no, I'm into it now.

Where I graduated summa cum laude 1, 0, negative a billion

This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...

So I have some ideas for the health initiative.

Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.

I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I'm glad that's over. Oh it's not.

Tortillas are bean blankies.

I said one thing.

- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not.

I call noodles long-ass rice.

Add ketchup if you want.

We’re coming for you Zinball

And you know what? You have to forget about Ben.

We got matched up on an online dating site.

S-sir, is there a problem?

There is some weird juju in this room right now.

And I would just stand out there observing my empire,

It's just driving me crazy.

- Yeah. - It was stirring.

- Just-- All right. - Anyway, like I was saying...

I once kissed a girl in college...

The "N" stands for "Nerd."

I'm gonna try to make it work with Tom.

Soon to be number three.

And then he walked into an office that wasn't his.

Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food.

I was flattered by what you said earlier.

Well, uh, I think I'm allergic to chutney.

He oversees every department.

Sexy, well-read blonde

Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's.