Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

papaya chutney, black truffle aioli,

That's a soul-mate-level match.

It was all-- just a joke.

You know, go to JJ's or something, grab a bite.

But why don't we just talk about it later

I just wanted to make sure

but isn't perfect,

We give everyone pedometers,

I love food and stuff.

Never felt better.

- Sure. - This is insane.

Hi, Joe. What's up, Knope?

Has the opposite effect on me.

All right. Uh, let's get into it.

His favorite movie is books.

This is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

Turkey can never beat cow

One, zero, negative a billion.

about the seaweed and almond under-eye cream

We could have a City Hall dodgeball league.

Aah! You're a monster.

- Enjoy. - Mmm.

I thought that you and I were gonna have a real challenge.

And as I aforementioned,

- I'm gonna have to suspend you. - I understand.

Or we could go out after work--

And my best friend / personal assistant

Sorry, Andy. Ron's is better.

Another, please.

that you know you like

Two bucks apiece.

Les and I just had something magical happen today

It's a health-food store.

You are being a little bit too much of an ass right now.

If I win, hamburgers remain in the commissary.

- Hey, Tom. - Yep.

Lizard buzzard.

and it still smelled, so I ruined two eye creams.

I call them precoiners or...future coiners.

What's your favorite food?