Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A douche-vestigation.
that I will never cook for you.
Favorite place?
Car.
- Can-- Yep. - All right.
and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat.
Nature is amazing.
Doing it.
Have you thought about Internet dating?
He was like, "huh? What? Huh? Oh. Bye."
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. OH, IT'S NOT
- out of revenge. - Really?
Don't freak out,
'cause no one ever responds to it.
You know, I can't believe I'm saying this,
Uh, you took me to a fancy restaurant.
I made 26 profiles,
Looking good these days.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
- One. - I have read
If so, yes. Delicious.
You ever tried a turkey burger?
horrifying, artery-clogging hamburgers.
- One. - I work
the fourth most obese city in America.
because I'm not an elderly person.
- Where's this coming from? - I don't know.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
A turkey burger--you take lean ground turkey meat,
Victory over me, Ron Swanson.
Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers,
98% match.
with nothing.