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likes waffles and news.
Leslie and I are gonna lead the meeting today
- Oh, yeah. - Okay.
Bye, babe.
Christopher, got a second?
Talking about sex with my boss.
I swear on this dead crow
Yeah.
'Cause it's just a real bugaboo of mine.
No, I call it Andy's mouth surprise.
♪ Forever young ♪
this pointless health crusade
Yes, please.
Why would anyone do that to themselves?
You want to meet there?
♪ Dating in the car, dating on the floor ♪
I-I-I've tinkered with this recipe for years.
You're being a little bit too feisty right now.
- Still got it, Joe. - No, you don't.
Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me?
So the only thing that's important to you is hotness?
All right.
See you, sweetheart.
Your marriage is a sham. Good-bye, Craig.
Okay, what do you think of dogs?
How much are they?
I humbly place before you
Yeah, I'm not allowed there anymore.
Nope. Just the crows and the beef.
and we have a contest--
I am implementing
No, but Snerling does, and it's only a 40-minute drive.
appearing even remotely scandalous.
- Hey, what's up? - Hey.
I knew that.
I'm gonna say stuff about me,
Yeah, I even mixed it with another under-eye cream,
five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
So just type up those ones we talked about,
No, we are not.
but I actually checked out that, uh--that snow globe museum
Whoever takes the most steps wins a prize.
You want to date me.
Great. That's enough.
What does this do?
Awesome.
They're condescending.
It's like door number two