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We're dating.
that you recommended, and it was pretty awesome,
And I was messing with her. She got pissed.
We have a very sophisticated algorithm
Ready? Okay.
I've never seen anything this high before.
a government-wide health initiative.
Ron Swanson. April Ludgate.
And as much as it pains me to admit this,
This is not a date, okay?
I actually met my wife on the site.
Still haven't done it yet. You know what?
I can assure you, there's nothing romantic going on
but can I talk to you for a second?
Ah, Nirvana. Hey, guys.
and then also kissing? I was--
and we'll just, you know, maybe go over everything?
Your soul-mate match was totally wrong for me.
I call cakes big old cookies.
He's like a little sister to me.
Oh, this is perfect for us--
No. I really liked them,
♪ Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford ♪
- A walk-in closet. - Oh, God.
I don't know if the online thing is for me.
I'm glad that's over... ...oh, it's not
Just so you could yell at me for what I like about women?
It's where I buy all of my food...
No office relationships,
I swear On this dead crow.
No hard feelings.
Wait, that doesn't sound fun.
Oh, we weren't-- No.
Excuse me.
I don't understand.