Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Okay. You can go. We're done. - Thanks.

Oh, my God! What's the matter with you?

Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes.

of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game.

What kind of gadgets are we talking about?

How about the "Oops, I didn't see you there"?

And I'm willing to jeopardize our future together for one night of glory.

- This is The Naked Man. - Ted, his name is Mitch.

I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked.

There's a series of steps.

you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl

When you leave, take the seat cushion with you. That's trash now.

(CHUCKLES) What? That's crazy.

- (SIGHS) Hey, Marshall, want to do it? - I'm up.

when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room.

Man, this whole one-partner thing sucks sometimes.

It's made for men. Sue me, I want my eyes to pop.

- I love you. - That's 50.

I'm doing it! I'm doing The Naked Man!

- Nice job, hotshot. - I'm sorry...

All these years I've been suiting up when I should have been suiting down. That's it.

OLDER TED: I had to prove that as scary as it was to be dating again,

The Burt Reynolds.

I think that I am more than qualified for the job.

I guess her cell phone doesn't work in here.