Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Reason Number 48,

Mitch, hey, baby, it's me.

No, Mitch, Mitch, I have to thank you.

Fine! But you know I'm right.

"To reinforce good behaviors such as shaving and dental hygiene."

You know who writes good poems? Jewel.

The same edition I'd had since college.

on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.

Mitch, I want you to know, this night, crazy as it was,

I have nothing else to offer you. I'm broke, I sweat when I eat,

"That shadow on the ceiling looks like a scary, toothless clown. Good night, Lily."

What about the Heisman?

I am doing The Naked Man tonight.

There's also revenge, rebound, paratrooping.

There is no way that's gonna work on Robin.

- Get out, you sick son of a bitch! - All right. Okay. Call me.

Now, kids, if you want to go swimming, you don't just dive in.

- (CHUCKLES) There is no way that works! - Two out of three times.

Or, you know, cannonball.

She's going to walk in there,