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The Naked Man works.
- Hey. - Hey.
Place went out of business. Mr. Wang's.
(CHUCKLES) Oh. Yeah, that book's a turd.
So, she has stuff to write about...
What can I say? Okay, I went in there, and he was naked.
That's great! What made you change your mind?
Oh, my God! Guys, guys, guys! This is him.
Sorry, guys. I'm just going to go with a bowl of fruit.
lke, why are you pointing your gun at me?
- Did it work? - It's like I just flossed.
Buddy, you are killing me. I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
and your-friend-just-told-you - about-a-new-position sex.
He... Because I care about Mitch. A lot.
A young blade by the name of Mitch.
Barney, this guy slept with Robin, who you claim to be in love with.
You're the one who said,
and cut right above it. It's a total game-changer!
This is like the forward pass in football. The slam dunk in basketball.
He separated his shoulder!
Hey, let's pretend I just said this.
Two out of three times?
because then everyone would know all the weird stuff I let you do to me.
- The condoms are about to expire. - Forty-five.
TED: He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed.
This could actually go somewhere.
The Naked Man is best used as a last resort,
My weaknesses? I would say caring too much, working too hard,