Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now you're trying to pretend it was something more

It's been 12 minutes!

- No, you can't. - Number 1, last Thursday.

(LAUGHS) Yeah, she might kick his ass first.

Oh. No, no, Robin, I just have a bad cough.

- Wingman diving on the friend grenade. - Forty-four.

Come on, Robin.

and I'm in, like, five different fantasy football leagues.

Not a big girl, just a tall girl.

It was a complete disaster, and ever since then,

I mean, fingers crossed, guys. He may be the one.

- I would have to know what that is like. - Okay.

I don't do it. My college roommate did it.

- This doesn't really work. - Two out of three times. Guaranteed.

(EX CLAIMING) I've got one. Nothing-good-on-television sex.

And can I just say, you have amazing eyes.

- Wow! This is getting a little hard. - Forty-six!

- Okay. - Hello?

I haven't been able to even look at another woman.

- And he's my boyfriend. So... - It's okay, Robin. I no longer call slut.

Oh. Robin didn't use the super-secret signal.

(COUGHING) I don't really have a bad cough.

- Who are you? - Mitch.

OLDER TED: Kids, everyone has an opinion