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That could be a problem.
He was wearing a girl's dressing gown, but he didn't fool me.
Really?
Oh, boy, you really loused up that toast.
The oven?
Oh.
I, uh, this--This--Is horrible.
Yeah, she had a boy.
I'm sorry I misjudged you.
Breakfast. You're just in time.
[ Laughter ]
Yes, yes it is.
But me and the wife are having a little disagreement
♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪
In this neighborhood lately.
It was a her. [ Laughter ]
♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR (COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR) ♪
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
He would be good protection for us around the house.
What's that?
My friends call me "Pattikins."
Okay, Patricia, the thing is-- [ Laughter ]
Let's go.
Janet just explained it to us,
It's all your fault, you know, you made the punch.
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India,
Or the tequila, or the whisky, or the rum, or the vodka,
I was just telling the girls what attractive--
I didn't think you could hear it over your snoring.
That party upstairs kept me awake till three o'clock in the morning.
The rent, the food, the phone bill.
Are you crazy? Moving in with two girls?
You know, there's been a lot of robberies
Between Jack and us.
Only things that don't come off.
Oh.