Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is it?
He said he wanted me for a friend.
That's true.
Let me see what you've got in here.
Not to me they don't. [ Laughter ]
Oh, yeah?
Never mind, that's fine.
Look, I don't care whether you believe me or not,
Hi.
[ Doorbell ]
I think I have some in my bed.
[ Laughter ]
Why were you sleeping in the bathtub?
Can you think of a better way to dry them?
Hi.
Well, I don't care what it is.
Uh, you don't happen to have a razor do you?
And green.
No definitely not. Definitely not.
Oh?
Who is it?
It was her wedding reception and I ruined it.
Yeah, it was the first time our bed moved in years.
I shouldn't have let him push me around, you know,
♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR (COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR) ♪
Yeah, but--
I have a very light beard.