Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, raquel.
There's still one more stage.
Oh, yeah.
Nice underwear, kate.
Brian, it's me.
[ Police radio ] all units in the vicinity,
I'm coming. Keep your shorts on.
The ol' alfer.
Alf!
Today is march the first.
Time to eat some kitty
He might.
Who needs him?
She broke my glass slippers.
Kate.
Alf, that was rude hanging up the phone like that!
This could get out of hand.
No he can't. It's me.
You good people have a fork?
Is that clear?
And as mercutio said,
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
Say, what's your favorite food?
What's your favorite food?
Help! Help! Fire! Somebody let me out.
Investigate break-In at pete's house 'o' pets.
You'd hardly know it was alf.
Oh, no!
To get out of that cage,
Brian!
What? "Hoolio" st.?
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