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All right. But one more incident like the one at the bowling alley...
- Did I tell you that I'm doing Atkins? - Oh, that's not good for you.
How about now? No, nothing.
Yeah, I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around.
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
On which we used to rely?
And here comes the heroic blind man.
Oh, my God, Lois. I'm blind as a bat. I can't see a damn thing.
Goodnight, honey.
If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear.
He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
My hands on your big soft tits running down your big manlike...
It's just that all you guys have something to be proud of.
He was watching me go to the bathroom.
Why didn't I clothespin the folds of my vagina like Aaliyah told me to?
- All right. - You did good. Good.
Meg, get out of the way.
Oh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it.
We're petitioning the city to have him removed from the neighborhood.
Not one bit.
watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
So we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its.
But you know what? I went for it.
How's Your Hammer Hanging?
Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
and Quagmire is out of this neighborhood.
put the crayons on the pipe cleaners, and have them ride them on a paper ocean!
I hate you, lois
Really, Peter. It just doesn't...
I mean, many blind people live rich, fulfilling lives.
I'm on the AstraZeneca radio TV if you can't afford your medication AstraZeneca be able to help b b b Birds the word
Tell us, sir, how did you summon the courage to save your friend...
Do Short People!
You know, since Peter went blind...