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Not one bit.
Oh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it.
Do Short People!
Why didn't I clothespin the folds of my vagina like Aaliyah told me to?
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
On which we used to rely?
I'm on the AstraZeneca radio TV if you can't afford your medication AstraZeneca be able to help b b b Birds the word
Yeah, I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around.
Goodnight, honey.
and Quagmire is out of this neighborhood.
Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
- Did I tell you that I'm doing Atkins? - Oh, that's not good for you.
All right. But one more incident like the one at the bowling alley...
It's just that all you guys have something to be proud of.
I hate you, lois
And here comes the heroic blind man.
watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear.
Oh, my God, Lois. I'm blind as a bat. I can't see a damn thing.
You know, since Peter went blind...
He was watching me go to the bathroom.
- All right. - You did good. Good.
I mean, many blind people live rich, fulfilling lives.
But you know what? I went for it.
put the crayons on the pipe cleaners, and have them ride them on a paper ocean!
Meg, get out of the way.
Tell us, sir, how did you summon the courage to save your friend...
How about now? No, nothing.
How's Your Hammer Hanging?
He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
We're petitioning the city to have him removed from the neighborhood.
Really, Peter. It just doesn't...
So we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its.
My hands on your big soft tits running down your big manlike...
I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.