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Did you do all your all your homework? - Yes, Dad. Did you finish all your subjects?
Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?
Pick up your trash! I want to know whose cup this is.
Oh, my God. You bowled a perfect game.
The black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?
I don't know when to cross the street.
And in the event of your death...
You know what? You can probably go ahead and cancel that.
This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's gonna remember me for after I die...
I don't know, Brian. I mean, I guess I can give it a shot.
This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my big wheel.
Brian, this time, I think I got just the thing people will remember me for.
Everybody, you're looking at a guy who's gonna set a new world record.
If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would remember me for.
now that he's lost his sight.
You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere...
Okay, I think I'm ready.
He's all yours, Joe.
- Where am I? Am I dead? - No.
thanks to my 18 medals for heroism.
You're telling me that doesn't sound like Camptown Races?