Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know, Brian. I mean, I guess I can give it a shot.

Everybody, you're looking at a guy who's gonna set a new world record.

This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my big wheel.

I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?

I don't know when to cross the street.

Did you do all your all your homework? - Yes, Dad. Did you finish all your subjects?

And in the event of your death...

Brian, this time, I think I got just the thing people will remember me for.

Oh, my God. You bowled a perfect game.

You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere...

You know what? You can probably go ahead and cancel that.

If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would remember me for.

now that he's lost his sight.

Pick up your trash! I want to know whose cup this is.

You're telling me that doesn't sound like Camptown Races?

He's all yours, Joe.

- Where am I? Am I dead? - No.

The black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.

This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's gonna remember me for after I die...

thanks to my 18 medals for heroism.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?