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You don't say.
but they call it Crappy Days.
Yup.
Hell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer.
In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...
which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
Well, things are gonna change.
People
Come on, let's go.
Hey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
Peter, if you'd just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin...
- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing.
Oh-oh.
All right, you know what?
and was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
I've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry.
Lois had it on the other night and I was kind of fading in and out.
Thank you, sweetie.
causing him to lose his sight.
You know, Brian, I guess I was. And you know what else?
There you go, Peter. You could break a world record.