Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but they call it Crappy Days.
Yup.
People
Peter, if you'd just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
All right, you know what?
There you go, Peter. You could break a world record.
You don't say.
Thank you, sweetie.
Oh-oh.
Come on, let's go.
From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin...
Lois had it on the other night and I was kind of fading in and out.
which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
and was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
Hey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
Well, things are gonna change.
We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
Hell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer.
- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing.
I've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry.
In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...
You know, Brian, I guess I was. And you know what else?
causing him to lose his sight.