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(singing): How you do that? How you do that?
♪ ...phenomenal creature ♪
♪ Okay, he right back in it ♪
-Mm... -(door shuts)
Yeah, it didn't work out. It didn't work out,
Yeah, yeah, that's me. That's, like, two years old.
(laughs) Oh!
(mouthing)
Catch more flies with honey, love.
-You remember! Okay, okay. -(laughs)
♪ I'm bumping for real ♪
Nah, I gotta want you to touch me.
Shit, I'd rather have a piece of degree
♪ Man, that hoe ain't talking bout nuthin' ♪
♪ Hoe don't try me bitch, this that body shit ♪
You really came up with that off the top of your head like that?
And when people search for the song,
-This is a white? -This a white.
Hey, you know you just described a genius to me, right?
and that was too long for you, but I wasn't finished.
♪ I bet you got this on repeat, I bet you got this on repeat ♪
but I decided I'm better off doing my own stuff anyway, so...
♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go ♪
Oh shit! We still on live with this fake deep shit.
I'll see y'all again next Tuesday.
-Come on, now. Slap, slap, slap! -(nervous laugh)
It's just...
-Okay. -What y'all on tonight?
Just kidding, Tom. One penis for the rest of my life!
if you ever need a face done,
It is kinda loud, so you gonna have to speak up--
-Guest: Excuse me? Ma'am? -(song stops)
♪ The essence, the Garden of Eden ♪
-Damn. What happened? -I...
(car honking)
♪ Now bitch fuckin' with me ♪
♪ These niggas ride dick way better than me ♪
♪ I got time today, fuck it, I'm crossing the line today ♪
You know how my section do. Pull up on them.
-I just want to hear about the money, like... -Nah--
she says she gonna connect them with another VIP.
and it wasn't like that at all.
(music fades out)
-Who? -Tishawn!
You know that girl you put me onto, like, two years ago
I just-- I just need somebody to watch her real quick.
Tonight's already another time.
Hey. Aren't you the rapper girl from that video?
-Declined! Mm! -(laughs) Seduce and scheme!
♪ ♪
-So green. -Say less. Ha!
(laughs)