Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody's got a fucking sword.
-[slurps, gulps] -Ho, ho, ho! Bad boys know how to party.
We'll share our secrets and travel back to infancy,
Hey, sushi's for vegetarian cucks! [cocks gun] Eat me!
-[typing] -Look at all those hearts in the caption.
-Oh. -But I appreciate the offer.
I'd be doing a service, like a whistleblower!
Okay, I'm gonna go with Devon's fun plan instead of Andrew's bad one.
You're still young.
[chuckles] Oh, shit. Nick, you came back to school
Oh, sorry, Caleb.
You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's a myth.
white-hot, tiny-fisted fury!
the tenderness station is now open.
Not if I eat you out first.
Ooh! This does feel a little different.
Ooh, let's get fucked up!
Now go, Andrew, show those boys that
Is it possible you're a lesbian?
It's Jay. He's crying like a little bitch.
I can't believe this.
-I'm proud of you. -[sighs]
You know what might be fun? Reply from Dr. PlainTalk.
until all four become one big tit.
What the fuck?
No way!
-I don't even wanna strangle you anymore. -[grunts]
♪ We're gonna test the lesbian waters On my very real show ♪
What, to freaking come with me?
I like the one where the boys eat the cowboy steak.
[chuckling] …while we walk away.
Obviously not!
No, it's not!
[laughs] Jessi, you got a funny snatch.
Oh!
♪ Baby, you'll forget the rest ♪
And I bet Jessi would feel terrible if you died.
Ooh, yeah, love that color.
Ooh, showtime. Eat out your friend!
Oh, you know who loves tears and cum?