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Oh, my God, thank you!
♪ Some lovers Might feed your primal need ♪
Yes, it was, and you don't deserve to be treated like that.
Oh, Andrew, I'm sorry they didn't like your hard, boring, gay, sweaty idea.
-Wow! The future looks amazing. -[knock at door]
like I wanna smash a toilet with Devon's sledgehammer!
Dude, I said, "JK." Why are you freaking out?
Missy, we are gonna have so much fun together!
♪ But when it comes to pure pleasure By any kind of measure ♪
♪ But when you're getting slutty With your number-one buddy ♪
Okay, guys, I'm sorry. Stop picturing that.
Or maybe just say hello.
But I like it.
I've never been attracted to a girl before.
Oh, well, fuck you. That's beautiful.
I don't know if I'd call them B-words in the light of day--
-I love mushrooms. -Yeah, baby.
in the whole wide world.
Wow, you're a really good listener, Andrew.
So sad to see that I am the only true feminist at school.
Well, it's official. Put it on the marquee.
That's interesting.
Those boys are really connecting.
[clicks, whooshes]
People online are going crazy over your rumor.
What the funk?
Oh, my God, what do I do? Do I look? I wanna look.
How do you know that, Simon Sex?
That place is trash.
[all groan]
-It is? -Of course.
Haters gonna hate. [chuckles]
what you need is a boys' night out.
I'm really glad I don't have to go through this alone.
Would any of you tall adult men like a bite of sushi off my hard, heavy tits?
I'll be okay.
I'm gonna Smurf into my little white hat
Very veiny!
And having no emotional connection gives me so much time to myself.
Except to say let's kiss her on the mouth. I'm sorry! That's it.
I'm sure everybody forgot about Jessi screaming
[blows]
No, no, no. Boys need connection too. That's what I've been saying all night.
Oh, God, I didn't think about that.
I definitely don't want to be your lover, Jessi.
I feel tremulous because my dear friend Nick, who I love, I love a boy,