Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel tremulous because my dear friend Nick, who I love, I love a boy,

♪ But when it comes to pure pleasure By any kind of measure ♪

I don't know if I'd call them B-words in the light of day--

Oh, well, fuck you. That's beautiful.

How do you know that, Simon Sex?

-It is? -Of course.

Missy, we are gonna have so much fun together!

like I wanna smash a toilet with Devon's sledgehammer!

No, no, no. Boys need connection too. That's what I've been saying all night.

Would any of you tall adult men like a bite of sushi off my hard, heavy tits?

in the whole wide world.

Oh, my God, thank you!

-I love mushrooms. -Yeah, baby.

Oh, God, I didn't think about that.

I'm gonna Smurf into my little white hat

Wow, you're a really good listener, Andrew.

Oh, Andrew, I'm sorry they didn't like your hard, boring, gay, sweaty idea.

Or maybe just say hello.

Dude, I said, "JK." Why are you freaking out?

[clicks, whooshes]

I've never been attracted to a girl before.

That's interesting.

I'm really glad I don't have to go through this alone.

People online are going crazy over your rumor.

I definitely don't want to be your lover, Jessi.

Haters gonna hate. [chuckles]

Except to say let's kiss her on the mouth. I'm sorry! That's it.

I'm sure everybody forgot about Jessi screaming

♪ Some lovers Might feed your primal need ♪

Well, it's official. Put it on the marquee.

-Wow! The future looks amazing. -[knock at door]

And having no emotional connection gives me so much time to myself.

what you need is a boys' night out.

Those boys are really connecting.

♪ But when you're getting slutty With your number-one buddy ♪

Oh, my God, what do I do? Do I look? I wanna look.

Okay, guys, I'm sorry. Stop picturing that.

Yes, it was, and you don't deserve to be treated like that.

That place is trash.

So sad to see that I am the only true feminist at school.