Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[vagina] I can't get her out of my head either!

Ugh, Connie, I don't know if I should have chugged a whole Frappuccino

Beautiful women, fast cars.

Thanks, Andrew. Let's go home.

Simon Sex, I presume?

I never thought I'd be trying to snatch pussies.

I'm getting my tongue into licking shape

Oh, my nose won't stop bleeding. I--I think you broke it!

It's not worth risking it.

♪ Satisfaction to your core ♪

-[both laugh] -[snorts]

Hey! You're an old man,

I always thought I was more of a dick farmer.

…#SlutsOfInstagram.

Yeah, but it's what could happen, right? No one says it's definitely gonna happen.

Dude, can I just say, I love being your sidepiece.

Simon Sex. I'm gonna invite him.

Whoa! Where'd you get those killer threads, Tender Andy?

Aw! When you put it that way, I sound fucking lame!

-…in an upsetting crescendo. -[crying grows louder]

Yeah. And they have a really special friendship

All right, you guys, let's get to work making the world a better place.

I'm a white co-opter and I love every fucking second of it!

Feigned sympathy for the ex-girlfriend.

-Oh, damn, Connie, that was beautiful! -Thank you!

Jay, you're weeping.

A hate worm. You knew that.

-#Cheaters, #PoorSamira… -Preach!

Walter, are you okay?

You're such a little man.

-[all laugh] -Oh, fuck!

that we don't want to ruin.

that she hooked up with Ali,

I like to sing karaoke on Facebook.

-Have you seen this shit? -What?