Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-#Cheaters, #PoorSamira… -Preach!

[vagina] I can't get her out of my head either!

Aw! When you put it that way, I sound fucking lame!

-Have you seen this shit? -What?

Jay, you're weeping.

Ugh, Connie, I don't know if I should have chugged a whole Frappuccino

Hey! You're an old man,

Yeah, but it's what could happen, right? No one says it's definitely gonna happen.

Whoa! Where'd you get those killer threads, Tender Andy?

Thanks, Andrew. Let's go home.

-[both laugh] -[snorts]

that we don't want to ruin.

-[all laugh] -Oh, fuck!

Simon Sex. I'm gonna invite him.

…#SlutsOfInstagram.

I never thought I'd be trying to snatch pussies.

-…in an upsetting crescendo. -[crying grows louder]

You're such a little man.

Beautiful women, fast cars.

It's not worth risking it.

I'm a white co-opter and I love every fucking second of it!

Simon Sex, I presume?

-Oh, damn, Connie, that was beautiful! -Thank you!

Oh, my nose won't stop bleeding. I--I think you broke it!

Dude, can I just say, I love being your sidepiece.

Walter, are you okay?

A hate worm. You knew that.

I like to sing karaoke on Facebook.

All right, you guys, let's get to work making the world a better place.

that she hooked up with Ali,

I'm getting my tongue into licking shape

Yeah. And they have a really special friendship

Feigned sympathy for the ex-girlfriend.

♪ Satisfaction to your core ♪

I always thought I was more of a dick farmer.