Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[humming] Nong…
♪ But they leave you with a dull remorse ♪
You mean, like my mom?
Oh, shit, she's here.
$14 a month in alimony?
Or a little mushrooms, that's what we did.
-Oh! Hey, there, Jessi's vagina! -Oh, boy.
-[chuckles] -You guys, Ali has my order memorized.
-[phone chimes] -Oh, shit. Guys, check this out!
after Jessi basically cut your dick off in front of everybody?
Oh, he's very real and very sexy, but he's also a beautiful soul.
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
-Jessi wouldn't be a home-wrecker. -Mm-hmm!
Iced chocolate, ten pumps of caramel, no coffee, extra whip.
I hope you're ready to uncork… [pops lips] …those hearts of yours,
The floor will be slick with tears and cum.
We're about to smash shit like men.
That's a beautiful name.
Judd makes your goosh go sploosh.
Not gonna lie, it kind of does.
Nick! Welcome to a badass night of male debauchery.
-Ooh, girl! -What does poor Samira think of all this?
♪ Some are strangers in a bathroom stall ♪
-I hope Samira's doing okay. -[laughs]
Shit. I don't want to go in there!
-Jailbirds? More like lovebirds. -Mm-hmm!
-Oh, my God, Lump, are you okay? -I-I-I'm fine. For men, pain is knowledge.
Yo, Nick. If you're feeling shitty about Jessi,
for his fragile heart hath been torn asunder.
Hey, you've got this.
So, does it make you want to suck face with your best friend? Hmm?
Hey, Jay, when you get home, you gonna Smurf off?
Samira's gonna think I cheated on Samira.
Wow. I guess I do hate Jessi.
I'm just gonna hang back here like you like.
♪ Bangin' with your buddy's the best ♪
-Along with quite a lot of lead. -What?
-[imitates car screeching] -So if I told everyone
Angels wearing underwear?
I'm out of here.