Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

after Jessi basically cut your dick off in front of everybody?
Shit. I don't want to go in there!
-Along with quite a lot of lead. -What?
That's a beautiful name.
Judd makes your goosh go sploosh.
♪ Bangin' with your buddy's the best ♪
-[phone chimes] -Oh, shit. Guys, check this out!
The floor will be slick with tears and cum.
-Oh! Hey, there, Jessi's vagina! -Oh, boy.
Yo, Nick. If you're feeling shitty about Jessi,
♪ But they leave you with a dull remorse ♪
Oh, he's very real and very sexy, but he's also a beautiful soul.
for his fragile heart hath been torn asunder.
Oh, shit, she's here.
Hey, you've got this.
I'm just gonna hang back here like you like.
[humming] Nong…
So, does it make you want to suck face with your best friend? Hmm?
-Oh, my God, Lump, are you okay? -I-I-I'm fine. For men, pain is knowledge.
Wow. I guess I do hate Jessi.
I'm out of here.
Hey, Jay, when you get home, you gonna Smurf off?
We're about to smash shit like men.
$14 a month in alimony?
-Ooh, girl! -What does poor Samira think of all this?
Angels wearing underwear?
Samira's gonna think I cheated on Samira.
Or a little mushrooms, that's what we did.
Nick! Welcome to a badass night of male debauchery.
-I hope Samira's doing okay. -[laughs]
Iced chocolate, ten pumps of caramel, no coffee, extra whip.
♪ Some are strangers in a bathroom stall ♪
Not gonna lie, it kind of does.
I hope you're ready to uncork… [pops lips] …those hearts of yours,
-[imitates car screeching] -So if I told everyone
You mean, like my mom?
-Jessi wouldn't be a home-wrecker. -Mm-hmm!
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
-Jailbirds? More like lovebirds. -Mm-hmm!
-[chuckles] -You guys, Ali has my order memorized.