Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Jay, gong sound, gong… -No! Wait! What? No! Stop it!
What they did to you at your affinity group meeting was horrible.
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I love her too much as a friend.
We had "an erotic dalliance"?
The dicks sure are coming in real nice this year.
Rip out a sink!
-"Simon Sex." He sounds-- -Sexy?
Please don't tell anyone!
and then soon as they got out, Ali broke up with Samira.
We're all drunk off of vanilla vodka.
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
Hate could be good. It protects you from bad things and people that hurt you.
Do you think Martin Luther King was stupid?
All this and more on Connie Lingus Tonight.
[boys moaning, kissing]
Well, should we take another look to see what else can happen?
Oh, Maury tells me everything, and I listen.
"Sluts of Instagram"?
Fuck up a tub!
All right, I feel
And his nipples are hard.
And that's how you do two-person fart starters.
You guys, this is really confusing.
You look into it and see what your love life could be like in the future!
♪ But they'll leave you With a dull remorse ♪
No, I can't.
[school bell rings]
But I'm completely transfixed by the boobies!
Well, I would.
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
♪ When you got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪
Jeez, I can't get that song out of my head.
[Ali] Hey, you in there? It's Ali!
She's such a special person. Please agree.
I know! It surprised me too.
-This could go on forever! -[giggles]
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
Yeah, I know. You've been really annoying.
I'm not wearing a fucking bra in the afterlife.
-What the hell is that? -It's a love scope.
Why didn't Jessi just tell me that she liked Ali?
From your lips to Idris Elba's thick, hard ass.
Picture it, bro, I'm telling you. A night for guys to just be guys.
But we know that this is probably not true, right?
I might have penned a little song about this. [blows kiss]
-Yeah, they think they're so cool! -[female] Totally.
That's right! Now, finish her!
Michael Angelo didn't even know my last name.
Okay, well, um, I've been secretly sucking face with Charles Lu.
I love cheating.
What, to fucking cum with me?
Okay, you're a vagenius.