Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[school bell rings]
The dicks sure are coming in real nice this year.
Yeah, I know. You've been really annoying.
I might have penned a little song about this. [blows kiss]
I'm not wearing a fucking bra in the afterlife.
Okay, you're a vagenius.
I love her too much as a friend.
Fuck up a tub!
-Yeah, they think they're so cool! -[female] Totally.
-"Simon Sex." He sounds-- -Sexy?
Okay, well, um, I've been secretly sucking face with Charles Lu.
You guys, this is really confusing.
We had "an erotic dalliance"?
No, I can't.
"Sluts of Instagram"?
Well, I would.
From your lips to Idris Elba's thick, hard ass.
Well, should we take another look to see what else can happen?
-Jay, gong sound, gong… -No! Wait! What? No! Stop it!
and then soon as they got out, Ali broke up with Samira.
She's such a special person. Please agree.
But we know that this is probably not true, right?
All right, I feel
-This could go on forever! -[giggles]
♪ Oh, in my life ♪
All this and more on Connie Lingus Tonight.
Please don't tell anyone!
That's right! Now, finish her!
-What the hell is that? -It's a love scope.
And his nipples are hard.
♪ Oh! Ooh! Ooh! ♪
I love cheating.
Michael Angelo didn't even know my last name.
I know! It surprised me too.
[Ali] Hey, you in there? It's Ali!
♪ When you got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪
Picture it, bro, I'm telling you. A night for guys to just be guys.
What, to fucking cum with me?
But I'm completely transfixed by the boobies!
Oh, Maury tells me everything, and I listen.
Hate could be good. It protects you from bad things and people that hurt you.
♪ But they'll leave you With a dull remorse ♪
Jeez, I can't get that song out of my head.
What they did to you at your affinity group meeting was horrible.
You look into it and see what your love life could be like in the future!
We're all drunk off of vanilla vodka.
[boys moaning, kissing]
Rip out a sink!
♪ I'm going through changes ♪
And that's how you do two-person fart starters.
Do you think Martin Luther King was stupid?
♪ It's the best of both worlds It's a powerful force ♪
Why didn't Jessi just tell me that she liked Ali?