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I'm sorry, Paul, but one of my guys got mugged in the park.
Can't you station a Park Ranger out here?
Are you serious?
who is willing to lie about being mugged,
Wait a minute. No. That is not the graph.
That's kind of true.
That way, I can show everyone how to escape a pervert?
Okay. He's okay.
Hey, Jerry?
Tom, Muncie is a lovely city.
Up here on the left is one of our most beautiful grass fields.
Cool. Now, I don't want to hurt you, Ron.
Anyway, Hunting and Fishing Season is winding down. Okay?
Jerry.
I'm super bad at days. But honestly, I'm fine.
Leslie, tell us your story.
He's completely helpless. He's like a baby in a straightjacket.
Oh, no.
Really. My gosh, you should not have gone to all this trouble.
You'll be fine.
I'm sorry, guys. Just got to power up.
Hey, Jerry. Hmm.
And some homemade taffy.
I'll be showing you how to escape from a variety of situations,
But if there's any criminals out there watching, I never get tired.
Water, a compress, aspirin, some lollipops, I know you love those.
Why was he transferred from his indoor desk job, you ask.