Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.

because he's afraid of his co-workers.

And Pawnee, I am sorry to say this,

Well, why didn't you just tell everybody the truth?

Well, since you decided to drag my name through the mud on TV,

I didn't get a good look.

I was wearing this t-shirt that said "Kiss me, I'm Irish."

There is someone in your department

I got you one of those veggie muffins that you're always eating.

Three, four, five...

Did any of them have weird tattoos or scars or anything?

Because we tricked him into going there. I don't see the connection.

Uh, anyway, here's the info about the new licensing system.

that he is still a part of it.

Is it hot in here? I feel hot. Are you guys hot?

This is my third time in a row.

We've all heard the old saying.

I don't even think I can...

Keep your eyes on the creek.

Scrotation Marks.

and I fall on my shoulder really weird.

that you have a bombshell to drop that you are just sitting on.

The raccoon piss one.