Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That sticker thing was a disaster. - Don't you ever me like that again.

I was just dropping off Jerry from the hospital.

Yeah. It happened right over there.

that I think the people of Pawnee will find very interesting.

"Parks are supposed to be fun."

Jerry, are you nervous?

Sun's going down and it's real dangerous out here.

Shut up. Don't hit me.

tomorrow at 10:00 in the press room.

I'm going to teach everybody self-defense, so you can defend yourselves.

how to extract oneself from a wrist grab.

and just run around until I got tired.

Well, I'm not sure what that has to do with the mugging.

Hey, while I have you here, what do you think of this?

Sorry I squeezed your lights out there, son.

We need money from City Hall. And it's not coming through.

Sure. When you get out, you may counter-attack.

Wouldn't it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?

And... Hold on a second. Ludgate. What the hell?

Maybe he fell into the toilet.

No worries. Will you show me how to do that move, though?

Jerry? Why don't you step on up here?

What possessed you to do that?

Up next, 10 objects you didn't know you can eat.

April, I want you to check in with our police liaison.

Yes, ma'am. Go.

Jerry? I don't... I don't think your computer is plugged in.

Arm wrestle me right now.

Listen. Today is Jerry Day. We'll do whatever you want to do.

I figured why not return the favor.