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Somebody stop those two nobodies!
to be married to a man with a dangerous job
Eh, nice seats, huh, fellas?
Oh, it's a fake!
What's she looking for, a personality?
and seemed to have sprained my ankle
any unkillable irradiated airborne entities
I know, right? You go, girl.
I took a bite of my juice box because I forgot!
And why not?
Those aren't mine!
So I don't know what we did.
She's just some vanilla soccer mom.
Name's Captain Bowditch.
You said all those words!
She's just my little schmoop‐a‐doop,
I'm working up the courage to use the B‐word on a man.
We checked out all their favorite places,
This is her favorite watching‐party of the year.
You can't just spring this on me at the last...
but this one's gonna be hard not to whistle‐blow.
A good husband's supposed to be "Like a Rock."
you'd have been locked up, too.