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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And why not?
Name's Captain Bowditch.
but this one's gonna be hard not to whistle‐blow.
You said all those words!
This is her favorite watching‐party of the year.
any unkillable irradiated airborne entities
Eh, nice seats, huh, fellas?
You can't just spring this on me at the last...
Those aren't mine!
I know, right? You go, girl.
She's just some vanilla soccer mom.
and seemed to have sprained my ankle
I'm working up the courage to use the B‐word on a man.
I took a bite of my juice box because I forgot!
So I don't know what we did.
We checked out all their favorite places,
Oh, it's a fake!
Somebody stop those two nobodies!
What's she looking for, a personality?
you'd have been locked up, too.
to be married to a man with a dangerous job
She's just my little schmoop‐a‐doop,
A good husband's supposed to be "Like a Rock."