Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just once, I want to be one of those guys
♪ The lotto's gonna make you rich ♪
about the way your songs are being used.
just check the phone book.
But I can tell you
(breathes deeply) And they trick poor dopes
It's my retirement plan.
- of Exploitainment Partners." - (Latin music plays)
...gonna lawyer up, and I...
Oh, it's so good to see you again.
Favorite type of jazz?
Ugh. Forget I asked.
This is the 21st century, bub,
♪ Scratch that itch, scratch that itch ♪
Please, please, do not waste your time
his preacher and his supplier
get Everything+.
I won't waste any more time on lost causes.
(chuckles): Hey, whoa. What are you doing?
or, better yet, Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy.
and not know something so important about him?
Hold up. I'm not anybody's cause.
"I thought saving you somehow was what I was meant to do.
Maybe I should talk to her.
to the lottery? It belongs to him and his family.
That's 'cause I had the best teacher. (giggles)
In return, in 30 years,
(whistle blows, jazz tune plays)
Watching you cry makes me feel the need to act.
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
America's only original art form is stealing Black music.
Why do you hate the lottery?
I've never even tried.
like Will Smith in The Legend of Bagger Vance
♪ Neither the state lottery nor any of their employees ♪
As Jesus said, "You've got to play to win."
You always knew what to say.
That's where we go.