Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I had somebody to set you up with, Michael, then I'd take her for myself.

I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.

I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl-type friends

As God is my witness, I will quit if I have to take another call for service

I did this for the little guy. For Joe Six-Pack,

Yeah, whatever.

Dead, car accident. Case closed.

This is Kevin's friend, Michael.

(SINGING TO THE TUNE OF AMERICAN PIE) Bye, bye

You can’t because I don’t care

Grade A badass.

but it is, and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me.

Then I'll have two forks. Only one to go

I'll just move.

Well, I'm gonna head out.

There's Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin.

Call us when you get there so we know you’re ok.

the guy who wakes up every morning in his $400-a-month apartment,

Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam? Is that what you think of me?

I think what I meant was that I am completely swearing off one woman.

Let's give this a try.

You know what you need?

All right, all right, all right.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top.

Where do you want to go for dinner?

Warren and Art as soon as the slightest thing goes wrong...

That's incredibly rude.

I don't think that this is... Now, okay,

That's not... Yeah, I'm not... Michael?

Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it?

Well, want to, but won't.

Maybe I'll just move in with my boyfriend, 'cause he's kind of a slob, too.