Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All these years we treated each other like garbage.
Patty and Selma.
[laughter]
That's Phil. He's a cop.
The camaraderie.
they practically open themselves.
I've got an hour to fill with you mental cases!
or did your agent just get a call?
So, Marge, who was right?
But things got really ugly at that fateful baby shower.
Your father and my sisters getting along was my dream
No, I'd only cause trouble
Oh, my God. Twins?
Oh, Aunt Sadie, you changed all our lives.
Well, I don't think that's the lesson.
The problem is you!
What? You don't recognize the people
But it's probably best we get used to never seeing them again.
I invented guilt!
Don't talk to me about guilt.
Said the spinster with a toilet brush for a head.
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when I wouldn't be able to stand
It's not my fault.
Why can't we find the key to open the door?
Honey, if I could wave a magic wand
What's hiding behind those chuckles, hmm?
[Selma and Patty murmur]
Ever since I saw that old commercial for the movie Twins.
-Groom yourself! -You first!
And we'll be back after this word from 3 Day Clams,
Because then St. Marge doesn't get to run the show.
Oh, no. No, not me.
No, she doesn't!
Uh...
My stepson's stepson,
If I could have stayed away, I would have.