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I don't know, though. My body's getting kind of big.
Everything was working for the Roses.
The best your money can buy.
Do you think you're having a heart attack?
[Tires Screech]
I'm married.
to provide you with a good life,
You want to keep living in this apartment?
Good night, Mom.
I don't think that there's anything
and even that gray stove in the kitchen.
[Thump]
Thanks.
Oh! Oh!
while I use the other phone? Thank you.
everyone should know about it.
Oh, I'm very sorry.
Your strength moves?
Oh ho ho!
Come on, you.
because her children are about to leave her
Is that what you're going to put on top?
I'm in fantastic shape.
I don't believe we've met.
I mean it, Oliver.
You're sure she's all right?
Actually, we got it quite reasonably.
I'll be giving a FasterCard for that.
[Clanking]
is to get you through this
[Steam Hissing]
we'll have it all settled.
I don't have a car...
It's 3:00 in the morning.
although I am getting going my own catering business.
The X-rays turned up an esophageal tear,
But I think you should have a drink for this next part.
God, don't talk!
Oh, Barbie.
Only you
Parties who have pursued separate lives,
Yeah. The law was put on the books for poor people,
and suddenly I had this very strong feeling
so I'd stay away.
Suck on it trump
Uh-oh.
I can't be walking around here in the snow.
Maybe I will.
Oh, good night, sweethearts.
Whatever flavor is this?
Oh, my God!
I found that house.
I'm coming home. Love you.
it comes at you from directions you'd never expect.
but he was definitely moving up in the world.
You're such an expert, aren't you? Making me look like a jerk.
[Click]
I recently married.
I'm sorry. That's shitty.
Somebody called down for the defibrillator.
but we can use it, too.
Excuse me, Mr. Thurmont,
No.
Call my wife.
My house is on fire too baby! No you idiot it's really on fire!
It's got a little bit of rust.
It's, uh, it's kind of an interesting story.
Fuckface!
Her salary is a base, so I doubled it.
[Coughing]
Mmm.
Let's just concentrate on the job at hand.
You can wait right here.
I have to go out.
This is ridiculous. Button up.
Thank you for dropping by, Susan.
Close the door. You're letting the heat out.
to not have you in my life,
Ha ha ha!
and I cling to your image.
to let it breathe.
Oh, that's a good one.
We've always been a family that communicated.
[Barbara Giggles]
Why don't you just let her have the house?
[Ruff]
You gave me courage to surpass what I know I am,
Goddamn It, I Swear, If You Wasn’t High and Drunk I’d Kick Yo Motherfukkin Ass
We can begin.
by your invitation.
You both seem to agree on that.
No. No. I think I need... I think you owe me,
You think you're pretty strong, don't you?
The longer it is, the slower you move.
My sinuses are very sensitive to irritants.
He'd only been with the firm six months
Take a minute.
Please don't break the terrazzo floor
for being multiorgasmic.
Oh, that's great. I'm happy for you, really.
Hello?
it may not be a bad idea
Where are they?
I'll never smoke again. Period.
I used this once for a freebie divorce I did for my cousin Paulie.
It's a short.
just seems weird, you know?
You take care of it, Oliver.
[Door Closes]
Look, Oliver...
I owe you a squeezie.
No!
Madison. I got a scholarship, too, gymnastics.
I've thought about this a lot.