Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"And recently I discovered that I have an identical twin brother
But they did tell me I had an identical twin.
I knew that it was only a matter of time
Dad, it takes us forever to get anywhere
where a member of our team will process it and submit it for approval,
And now, it's your card.
There are a couple of gentlemen here who would like to meet you.
They live in Medford, Massachusetts.
Wait. (BLEEP) sounds familiar.
suffered the greatest loss any parent can have.
"Yura Cunt and Bea Cunt."
"whom I've never met.
Oh, I was trying to send you this.
because you refuse to make left turns.
"Best regards, Edward Kunt."
Wha... What the (BLEEP) are you doing?
Here, little pigeon. (CLICKS TONGUE)
"Could you please help me find him?