Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How did he beat us here?
Forty-three years ago, your mother and I
"What any parent would do" and I'm not sure...
"whom I've never met."
and I did what any parent would do.
Life is hard. FML.
because I think bucket lists are stupid,
It's like, "Why does it take so long from the time I wrote my message
Okay, so back to finding your twin brother.
Hey, hey, we get this bullshit complaint a lot.
One of you was asking about your birth parents.
Uh, no.
"Dear, Mike Tyson Mystery Team, my name is Edward Kunt,
And we'd love to help you find your identical twin brother.
Mother? Father?
- (GUNSHOT) - (LAWRENCE GROANS)
"Dear, Mike Tyson Mystery Team,