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Thank you, Lisa.
and the damage that he does is pretty minimal in the long run, so--
I sounded sort of okay, didn't I?
People, I want you to meet Billy.
This contest is my life.
I'm attempting the triple-Smithberg.
I only wish I'd, you know, won a lot of money too.
Right. A-And exactly what-- what did happen there? Yes, I can do this.
Hi, Matthew. You guys-- You guys, say hi to Matthew.
The guys down at my chemical plant, they had this great juggling act.
Or 11 arms. I'm not really sure what happened.
I lost my confidence for a second, but I've got it back, and that's all that counts.
Yeah, well, thanks, Dave. Thanks.
then I'll dust off the old tap shoes one last time.
That hurt.
Bill, go. Please go.
I don't know. I guess I thought you'd make fun of me...
between performing at home and performing on stage, believe me.
Well, sir, I can-- I can do my best.
As usual, your wit is as sharp as your knife, sir.
- Thank you, Matthew. - Which really isn't fair.
[ Matthew Grunting ] Would you quit pushing me?
Yes! But if you don't win, you're fired.
But, uh, you're better, Dave. You're, like, world-class.
You've won something before?
Yeah, I've got this one great trick where my assistant puts a playing card in--
[ Applause, Cheering ]