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filled with pretty fishes and unicorns.
♪ Another bride ♪
Yeah, I did. Which I guess my best, as usual, wasn't good enough.
except for Matthew, but that doesn't work, because he likes to improvise.
♪ Another bride ♪
Uh, I took lessons when I was four.
[ Joe ] Dude, that was good.
Does this mean Matthew still does not have his job back?
Yeah, I know. But I didn't want to win on a pity vote.
♪ Another groom ♪
Because lighting the WNYX Christmas tree...
Why? Because!
- Come on, Dave. Nobody's gonna make fun of you. - Yes, they will.
You know, I didn't want this.
Oh, good. 'Cause if people get nervous, sometimes they flinch, and, uh--
- You're not nervous, are you? - No.
Don't be nervous. No flinching.
He's good. Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm not just saying that because I'm afraid you'll sink a shiv in my back from 50 paces.
And even though the light switch is over 15 feet away, I should have no problem in--
We'll do it.
[ Laughs ] That, you sure could--
Hmm. Okay. But, um-- Oh, sorry.
You? Radio producer.
It's like listening to a pretty mountain stream...