Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Billy, anything funny happen to you on the way to the theater tonight?
Son, you could actually win this thing.
Let the merciless mockery commence.
I'm not talking about tap dancing. I'm talking--
♪ He answers-- ♪ ♪ Something, something ♪
The great Ventriloquidini.
[ Lisa Whispers ] Dave.
Which was sad news to all of us who enjoy watching a grown man prance about in a straw boater.
- It's not fair. Dave does care. - Thank you, Lisa.
♪ Silent night ♪
Dave, nobody's laughing at you.
Oh. He's not watching us across the street. He's stuck at a pay phone downtown.
And then in high school I did tons of ventriloquist competitions, and--
♪ Another sunny ♪