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THANK YOU, CAROL.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
IT'S SMALLER THAN OURS, BUT VERY POWERFUL.
I'VE LOST MY APPETITE.
YOUR CHARITY IS LIMITLESS.
OH.
YOU WANT TO PAY ME
FLOWER SHOW'S TOMORROW.
BUT EASTER WAS OVER A WEEK AGO.
AND THIS JOB WITH TOM HAS BEEN PERFECT.
YOU SMELL THAT SMELL? YEAH.
FRIDAY WOULD BE PERFECT.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN A WHILE.
HE'S NOT YOUR TAILOR. I LET HIM DOWN!
AS WELL AS I KNOW HIM, I KEEP UNDERESTIMATING HIM.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
YOU DIDN'T DRESS UP FOR OUR BENEFIT, I HOPE.
YOU DIDN'T YELL.
THE CART, THE HEATER, ME.
IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
OH, HO, HO. HE'S GONNA BE BIG.
OH, I SHOULD GO GRAB THAT GIN THAT FLOYD LIKES.
REGARDLESS, I HOPE YOU WILL BE KIND TO HER AT DINNER.
ONLY BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR PENSION UP AS COLLATERAL.
AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
HMM? YOUR FATHER?
GOT TO KEEP THAT PROPORTION COST LOW.
POUND YOUR CHESTS. WE'LL BE WAITING.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD LUNCH WITH ALEX, DAD?
THEY'RE BUYING A ROLLS-ROYCE? NO, BUT THEY ARE THE TOWNHOUSE,
ARE WE STOOPING THAT LOW?
IT'S LIFE AND DEATH, WHAT WE DO.
WE FOUND THREE MORE, TAYLOR.
DAD!
NOW, GOOD LUCK, AND LET THE HUNT BEGIN.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WOULD YOU SHOVE THAT IN THE KID'S MOUTH?
SHOULD I GIVE HIM A HAND?
AND VICE VERSA, I'M SURE.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
YOU WANT SOMETHING? WHY?
GOTTA GET THE EGGS.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU, BUT YOU LET ME DOWN.
SO, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK TO SCHOOL?
ALL RIGHT, DAVEY, HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE.
IS THERE GONNA BE A SAD LITTLE GOING-AWAY PARTY
ELSA SAID TO SAY THAT DINNER'S IN 15 MINUTES.
BIG MISTAKE.
BOB'S BRILLIANT, HUH? HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.
NO, NO, THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY.
IT'S LOWERING THE LANDING GEAR.
COME ON DOWN TO LUKE'S,
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? JUST A HEADS UP.
WHO WAS THAT? MY FATHER.
FRESH FROM SLOPPING THE PIGS.
THEY DIDN'T MAKE AN EGG MAP.
OH, YEAH?
NO, BUT THE MOON WAS VERY BRIGHT.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE AGAIN. IT'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
BEAUTIFUL!
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL DEBUTANTE -- THE HIT OF THE NIGHT.
COME AGAIN, MRS. CASINI.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOSE BIG, HEAVY, METAL THINGS?
WE ARE CAPITALIZED.
ON THE CONTRARY -- IT BREEDS DAILY.
* IF YOU NEED
A FEW YEARS AGO, REMEMBER?
SINCE THE "PETTICOAT JUNCTION" MARATHON IN '97.
SO I KINDLY OFFERED TO SELL HENNESSY'S MY EXCESS SUPPLY.
SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T.
AND SO THEY MELTED THEM DOWN AND THEY'RE GONE.
SHE'LL BE OKAY.
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THIS NOW?
YES.
AND THAT'S ALL BEFORE LUNCH.
I GOT UPSET, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
SHE'S SO SELFISH. WOMEN.
THEY SET ME UP WITH A GIRL THEY LOVED,
SHE'S HIS WIFE.
I WAS GOING TO POUR BRANDY.
HE WAS DELIVERING A BOOKCASE FOR MY MOM.
FOUND ONE!
HE...
WELL, UH, LINDSAY'S GOT HER HEART SET ON HAVING A TOWNHOUSE
NOW, THIS WORK IS GOING TO BE EXHAUSTING AND, YES, DISGUSTING,
DID HE HAVE TO GIVE HIMSELF TWO WEEKS' NOTICE? NO.