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I think I got 300 in my boot somewhere.
How long should we wait?
So, like I said, John's bet is $20.
Number's changed, of course.
A lot of WRC
- Yeah, everybody ready? Fourth Street. - Yes, sir.
Checkin' it up until the pile hits the sky
Come on, Mike. Hey. Come on, come on, come on.
You're in town for five fuckin' minutes, you already got a sign on your back.
In the poker game of food delivery, doordash is the rake
Pay Him Pay that man Jeff his money
Some are playing with him, giving away their money to this guy to say...
I love J.D., this is his opinion and it’s fine if you disagree. If one opinion makes you totally change your opinion of someone, well, I’m not sure what to tell you.
- Jo. Jo. - What?
- You're in trouble? - Yes, sir, I am.
Oh, what, that fuckin' Knish rat me out?
Get up. Get off your ass. We're done. Come on.
It’s a fucking joke anyway.
All your dreams...
- No. - Hell, yeah, I'm gonna play.
- Don't tease me. - Let's play some fuckin' cards.
I fuck with you, Mike.
The D.A. made his two pair, but he knows they're no good.
No, I wasn't even playing. They were playing.
So Joey, you kneeled for the anthem while making $25 million? Wow, the only thing I can say is...bad judgement.
You wanna play straight? You go in there, I'll be back in eight hours.
- How you doing? - Good.
- I'm in. - Come on, come on.
Yeah. He took everything I had.
I'm right on schedule, up 4,200.
Okay, okay. Let's let the cards do the talking.
He's been a rounder, earning his living at cards...
So don't fuck around. You gotta play on your belly.
For someone who don't have money, you spend a lot of time around bags in card rooms
we could have just stayed home.
What’s the limit? - $20, big bet is $20 I bet big, I’m in for 20, but in kWH
but sometimes reasons don't matter.
until he pissed off the wrong guy and someone dropped a garbage can on his head.
But all I’m really thinking about is Vandy and the freaking Mirage
You must feel proud and good
I just caught his eye by reading his hand, that's all.
Pay that man his arm butter
Go away
You sat down with the Mad Russian and he emptied your pockets?
I feel so unsatisfied..
- In Binghamton? - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna raise five hundred. - [MAN] Fold.
[CAR DRIVING AWAY]
- What are you... What? - What the hell's going on over here, Stu?
All right, $300, that's your cut.
Oh, I think we both know I'm no lawyer.
I'll call. What do you got?
He's like my brother.
And as always I say this with all due respect
- [VITTER] Looks like we got a road gang here. - [WORM] A what?
Yeah, it will be a real blood bath in November At KGB’s place
"He Says The Juice Has Been Running The Entire Time On My Ten."
[SIGHS] Oh, God. All right, look.
He beat me. Straight up.
l... I never knew you had to calculate so much at cards.
No, man, I'm on a roll. This is a very emotional game.
You aint celebrating your birthday until you catch yourself a good hanger
Wait till I show you some of my chops, man. I've gotten pretty blinding.
SO WHAT DO NEED?
No money? There's gotta be some money.
because all the New York rounders are taking care of the tourists here.
It's the only game going right now.
I feel ok
I was going to try and make some real money tonight but in honor of Max’s Ali like return to the ring, I'll trade with you all for a while...
Jerry, you keep hanging around...hanging around You’ve got alligator blood.
But she knew... She knew the life I had to lead.
The first two thousand you owe the Chesterfield.
[NARRATING] Here's the beauty of this game.
Ozzy, turn the cards.
You'll be back in the game before you know it.
See, I had this picture in my head.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
- I found that gangster's roll in your pocket. - It's not what you think.
He told me anytime I wanted a game when I got out, just look up his nephew.
So you take this money...
Give that man his rate cuts
People insist on calling it luck
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.
- Johnny Chan, the master. - Poor Seidel. Kid doesn't know what hit him.
Is that Fat Greggie sitting 20-40? The game's that soft?
My Plans
Discard culls, pickup culls, overhand run ups, the Double Duke...
I just started coming back, so...
No fooling around it's 14th Amendment § 4 Time
I feel so unsatisfied.
Not me 'cause I just wanna do it to myself
Hanging around HANGING AROUND
I will eat a roll
- Just mind your own business. - You comin' up?
I'm down to the felt, Knish. I lost everything.
No, no, no, no, no. This isn't The Money Store.
- Hey, listen. - What?
- Get the fuck outta here. $15,000? - Seriously, Joey.
The out law Josie Wales He always doubles back for a friend
- You talk to Grama. You get him to stake me. - It's not gonna work, okay?
OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL LET THE SCREENSHOTS DO THE TALKING.
Pay dat man his money
Sorry Kruse I don’t remember
He still has till morning to make good.
- You still got the truck? - Sure.
Generally, the rule is, the nicer the guy, the poorer the card player.
If it's good enough to call, you gotta be in there raising, all right?
Wow. Wow. A lot of action.
Does he look like a man beaten by field goals?
They wear their tells like signs around their necks.
would you make the same choices?
Fuck Trump "You been Rolling Fags in the Villages again?"
We just steer clear of the city for a while.
- You know what cheers me up when I'm feelin' shitty? - What?
The point guard snapped and gave Worm up.
He got that dawg in him
Well, he's sorta out on his own.
So you see what I'm saying? No fooling around. It's highway time.
[VITTER] Well, you've come to the right place.
But if he's still there when Roman and Maurice start their game,
Get up.
and snow and shit, but let's cut it out, all right?
I feel so unsatisfied
Okay. [Clears Throat] Well, you were looking for that third three,
That ace could not have helped you.
You need to work on your accuracy.
You must feel proud and good.
I can keep busting you up all night
And?
You're the guy who flushed his whole fucking bankroll on one hand, Mike.
That's right.
Well, I got some bad news for ya, Worm. I'm out on my own now.
[Worm] Holy shit! That's a hell of an elk.
You know, we might have a shot at this...
Bad fudgement.
NOT WORRIED ABOUT ARENA OR SHIP PAYOUTS. FUCK IT, LET'S GO.
Most of those Georges are at the tail end of a 36-hour session.
Almost Two Weeks Now All in or Fold...Please do so ASAP
And if I miss a little bit of the Mulligan meeting, just cover for me, all right?
No one's saying you're not the man. Just think of this as a business decision.
Just checkin' it up, baby one more time for you
Every Bills fan right now.
you go into hock for more.
SO WHAT DO WE NEED FOR KAM?
Well...
Puk me? Puk you!
For someone who don't play, you spend a lot of time in card rooms.
NOPE. DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME. STILL NO CONNECTION.
He trepped me!
- Well, kiss my ass. - Kiss my ass.
Should have paid me off on that.
Come here.
No! Not tonight!