Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I did promise the group I'd go to the dance.

Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the Statue of Liberty?

It's true, I am very lonely.

I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.

There's space for three fannies on this sofa.

or admit that you're actually starting to enjoy it.

But Britta's not a lesbian. She thinks that Page is.

They're keepers of knowledge, she answers questions.

Pretend like you're asleep

I'm gonna make it up to you.

Hey, thanks, buddy.

I don't know, but being as how you are halfway through

I'll have a special nap.

Pierce, as someone who's been calling me a lesbian for the last year and a half,

Well, some of it's also soaking in your bathtub.

Oh, yeah, dog. Looking good.

With due respect to my friend, if you go with me,

We need a shorthand for Alex Mack.

I actually started to have fun until that maniac tried to move in.

Oh. Page isn't a lesbian. She just likes hanging out with Britta.

You won't know this, being American, but tonight, Liverpool are playing...

Abed, could you get us some punch? On it.

You guys are really cute together. Thank you.

You are clearly in a bad space today, but Ted Cruz is a joke

or, as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits. Okay?

Star-Burns. Leonard. Magnitude. Pop, pop.

your second year at Greendale, you may want to either stop resisting,

I thought it was really cool of you to make out with her.