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-Thanks for the heads up. -No, again,
Mr. Great and Powerful Darkseid.
As I become the world's most feared supervillain!
Yeah, you never said anything about being a warlord.
Well... [sighs] Good.
And you're the answer to our prayers.
If you want to do some truly evil shit,
Dad, you don't have to do this.
[all grunting]
I'd prefer that.
Mmm!
You know what? I think I know where we can get an army.
What's the endgame?
[laughs] Okay. Good.
All right. You know what?
No baby, not that.
Anyway, look. You know me, I mean, I'm ride or die, but...
Okay, I may have come up here at a different time to ask for an army.
I will melt her mind.
-[camera shutter clicks] -That is...
aka Gotham PD Commissioner, aka the Commish,
I am rock hard right now!
What's next?
You thought some little girl could defeat me?
Don't worry, I already made a reservation,
-You know? -It's so weird and uncanny
Get ready for a BAFTA,
You beat up an old lady?
Bitch, please. I am super down.
So, you know, what's the haps on that?
and start coming up with more creative names.
[grunting]
Fuck, yeah!
And if I don't escape my shackles in five minutes,
I have always had a huge hard-on for world domination.